Sofishticated T-Shirt

Finally, a t-shirt that matches your impeccable taste and your terrible sense of humor. This design takes the word "Sophisticated" and gives it a wet and wild twist. Featuring a distinguished gentleman fish—complete with a monocle, top hat, and a cup of Earl Grey—it is the definition of "Sofishticated." The vintage woodcut art style adds a layer of faux-prestige, making it the perfect identity signal for English teachers, tea drinkers, or anyone who enjoys a pun that is as dry as a good white wine (even if the subject is underwater).

A gentleman never wears scratchy fabric. That is why we print this classy graphic on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle. Unlike the rough, boxy shirts of the common rabble, this tee is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton. The fibers are twisted and thinned to remove impurities, creating a buttery-soft surface that feels broken-in immediately. At a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd², it offers breathable comfort—perfect for high tea or a casual Friday at the aquarium.

Product Features

• Fabric weight: 153g/m²
• Fabric composition: 100% ring spun cotton
• 100% of our fabric cutting scraps are recycled into fiber and used in new products
• 33% of the energy used to manufacture our products comes from renewable resources
• Proudly using 100% US Cotton that is sustainably grown and ethically harvested.
• 1.59cm rib collar
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
• Tear away neck label
• High stitch density for smoother printing surface
• Modern classic fit tubular body
• Soft ring spun fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• *Sport Grey - 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester
• *Dark Heather - 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

- Punny Merch Team

Shipping

✅ Orders are typically shipped within 1-7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-7 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at punnymerchstore@gmail.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: punnymerchstore@gmail.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.