Don't Take Me For Granite T-Shirt

This shirt rocks. Literally. We’ve taken the classic phrase "don't take me for granted" and applied a layer of metamorphic pressure to create a diamond-tier dad joke. The mascot is a sedimentary sentimentalist—a sturdy, moss-covered boulder who just wants a little appreciation. The humor here is "gneiss" and wholesome, perfect for the person who is the solid foundation of their friend group or the geology nerd who loves a good play on words. It signals that you are reliable, down-to-earth, and possess a bedrock-solid sense of humor.

The Garment Quality. While the subject matter is hard as a rock, the shirt itself is the complete opposite. We print this geological gem on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle tee. We know that science teachers and rock hounds don't want to wear scratchy, stiff cardboard. This garment is made from 100% ring-spun cotton, in which the fibers are twisted and thinned to create a surface that is "buttery" soft and smooth. At 4.5 oz/yd², it’s lightweight and breathable—perfect for field work or just lounging around waiting for erosion to happen.

Product Features

• Fabric weight: 153g/m²
• Fabric composition: 100% ring spun cotton
• 100% of our fabric cutting scraps are recycled into fiber and used in new products
• 33% of the energy used to manufacture our products comes from renewable resources
• Proudly using 100% US Cotton that is sustainably grown and ethically harvested.
• 1.59cm rib collar
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
• Tear away neck label
• High stitch density for smoother printing surface
• Modern classic fit tubular body
• Soft ring spun fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• *Sport Grey - 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester
• *Dark Heather - 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

- Punny Merch Team

Shipping

✅ Orders are typically shipped within 1-7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-7 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at punnymerchstore@gmail.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: punnymerchstore@gmail.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.