Depresso T-Shirt

“Depresso” is what happens when your coffee has feelings… and they’re not okay. The sad little French press, complete with teary eyes and a tragic puddle of brew, is basically your inner monologue before the first sip. It’s the perfect “don’t talk to me yet” signal for anyone who loves caffeine but is emotionally buffering.

This one hits best on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle: 153g/m² of 100% ring-spun cotton with high stitch density, so the French press lines stay clean and the “Depresso” punchline stays readable.
Modern classic tubular fit with taped neck/shoulders, 1.59cm rib collar, and double-needle hems—built for daily wear (and repeat coffee runs).
Tear-away label for zero itch, plus sustainably grown 100% US cotton, recycled cutting scraps, and 33% renewable manufacturing energy—because your humor can be responsible, even if you’re not.

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

- Punny Merch Team

Shipping

✅ Orders are typically shipped within 1-7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-7 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at punnymerchstore@gmail.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: punnymerchstore@gmail.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.